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A Modest Proposal for TSA

Think of it this way, TSA is just a form of welfare for sociopaths/psychopaths who look down on poor people on food stamps while they “earn” their paycheck from the government.

They can’t be absorbed into the workforce now that the bankers have defrauded the US, and the same with the soldiers fighting abroad in the Imperial wars of conquest and occupation; therefore, they are effectively just as much apart of the Welfare State as those hoards who are walmart at midnight waiting for the month’s check to be direct deposited! Only their trade-off involves the actual “hands-on” part of ‘POPULATION CONTROL’.

I’ve refused to fly since 2002 strictly because of the TSA, and I don’t want the TSA anymore either; however, I also don’t want those thugs unemployed in my town wandering the streets! If the TSA were disbanded tomorrow, we’re gonna’ have an army of disgruntled assholes taking out their rage on random innocents,

At least now they are confined to the airports and relatively speaking, there are few ‘required’ to use airline travel out of all the airline passengers. Most have a choice, but still cling to a bourgeois sense of entitlement to the ‘luxuries of station within the empire’; however, the system has been put on pay-for-play, wherein if you have the electronic digits, you can pay for express entry past security or you can just fly privately with no security whatsoever. There are still legions of baby-boomers in line at the airports who just now getting righteously indignant, whereas they’ve been willing to concede to all violations up to this point.

These would be the same people who don’t quite understand the difference between ‘consumer’ and ‘citizen’, and often confuse ‘civil rights’ and ‘civil liberties’; not quite realizing yet that the US is under UCC (Uniform Commercial Code) rule and not Constitutional rule. But I digress.

So my solution would be to combine the TSA with the SEC and turn them loose on the financial industry. They could still play ‘cops and bad guy’ and humiliate and arrest all the bankers and wall street ‘financial managers’, as well as the ratings agents and politicians in the regulatory agencies, and gather them all onto huge newly-built ships in the now dead Gulf of Mexico.

And when all the corrupt from the financial industry are aboard, then the TSA goons become guards and crew for the ships.

Of course the ships would be built ‘green’, without engines, being propelled the old-fashioned way with oars, with room enough for hundreds of banker-convicts to be chained in, and lorded over with whips and necessary implements.

Then when the ships are completely filled and taken out to sea, they’ll all start to break apart and sink because although they will have been built ‘green’, they will still have been built using the Lowest Common Denominator value system!

Hired to build the ships will have been all completely unqualified workers desperate, hungry, and homeless having been put into poverty by the same financial industry! For materials, only the finest ‘Control Fraud’ will be used, wherein we’ll be Told its perfectly good drywall, but it will have actually been Chinese Drywall exuding toxic fumes! OOPS! And lead, lead, lead! Lead will be in everything!

Of course, not everyone will sink immediately, and those left over will be overtaken by the toxic fumes still emanating from the lingering oil and still daily flyovers of corexit. If there are till signs of “life” aboard any ships afloat, then I suppose someone could sink them out of pity, or bring them back ashore for swift and public hangings.

Then we can finally get on with Real Life in the States.