Some of you may find this hard to believe, but a government study on terrorism has determined that your risk of being killed by terrorists is as high as your risk of being crushed to death by your TV or other heavy furniture.
This should serve as excellent justification for the TSA to branch into home checkpoints. They can call it the FSA – Furniture Safety Association. Expect to have to pass an “administrative” checkpoint before entering your living room. It’s for your own safety, after all.
Source: The Atlantic.