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Your TV Screen is as Likely to Kill you as the Terrorists

July 13, 2012 By
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Furniture Terrorism

FACT: this TV screen is as likely to kill you as the terrorists.

Some of you may find this hard to believe, but a government study on terrorism has determined that your risk of being killed by terrorists is as high as your risk of being crushed to death by your TV or other heavy furniture.

This should serve as excellent justification for the TSA to branch into home checkpoints. They can call it the FSA – Furniture Safety Association. Expect to have to pass an “administrative” checkpoint before entering your living room. It’s for your own safety, after all.

Source: The Atlantic.

Filed Under: Analysis Tagged With: counterterrorism, furniture, study, terrorism, The Atlantic
  • Morgan Walker

    It’s the new world order, they are bringing about. A tv is as dangerous to your health as an IED. The tsa are part of a new world order described in the bible, they will (and probably are now) working for the Antichrist and his human elite. The end is coming make sure you are right with God.

  • Charles Aulds

    Yes, just because falling appliances don’t make for good movie plots does NOT
    mean they present less danger than, oh, say suicide bombers in shopping
    malls

    If the instability of televisions, furniture, and
    appliances causes you to obsess with worry, and keeps you awake at
    night, I feel sorry for you, but the world is not a safe place and never
    has been. Irrational fear is irrational fear. Deal with it. And
    please don’t try to infect others with it.

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