After completing his report – a copy of which I was told I could not have so I have absolutely no idea what he wrote about me and the incident – the troglodyte scribe gave me my driver’s license back and eventually the other trolls finished sniffing and drooling over my panties and I was escorted out of the security screening area. From that point I proceeded up to the US Airways desk where I explained the situation to the clerk in hopes of receiving a voucher or even being rescheduled on a flight the following day. After I laid it out to her she replied: “oh I know who you are Mr. Cooper. The TSA is on the ball and just phoned us about you.”Don Cooper
The absolute stupidity of TSA’s behavior in this situation requires no further comment! Give it a read.
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Well, if they ever intend to search me, they will have to do it in private, because I am a very modest person and I would never willingingly submit to that. Even if I had to be taken to the police station, I would rather do that, because at least, policeman are professionals, and have to meet certain standards to be on the force. This is not true of TSA people I dont think, they dont even have to graduate high school most likely, dont have a criminal background check, most likely, and could be sex felons, ex thieves, etc. Why should americans submit to and unconstitutional procedure, which will not catch the evildoers. I WILL NOT DO THIS, EVER!!!!!